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Swipe Me is the debut album by the Danish trance duo Barcode Brothers, released on 11 August 2000. It reached No. 24 on the Danish albums chart.
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Spool knitting, loom knitting, corking, French knitting, or tomboy knitting is a form of knitting that uses a spool with a number of nails or pegs around the rim to produce a tube or sheet of fabric. The spool knitting devices are called knitting spools, knitting nancys, knitting frame, knitting loom, or French knitters.
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